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Для начала давайте разберемся, Вы ведь читаете это не потому что хотите прямо сейчас? Иначе мне придется поторопиться, а я этого ой как не люблю… Терпите? Потерпите немного, будет неловко, смешно и полезно.

Итак, давайте для начала разберемся, Вы хотите по маленькому или по большому?

Что делать, если я хочу в туалет по маленькому?

Во-первых, терпеть можно, но не нужно. Скажу больше — терпеть очень вредно и это может привести в конечном итоге к разрыву мочевого пузыря. То есть Вы все равно обоссытесь, но в себя. Так что не теряйтесь и ищите туалет!

Есть несколько проверенных методов, которые позволяют на время забыть о неумном желании напрудить посреди улицы или кабинета:

  • Принять удобную позу (ее нужно подбирать строго индивидуально)
  • Подумать о сексе, попытаться возбудиться (секс и мочеиспускание мало совместимы физиологически, так что это срабатывает, правда на не очень продолжительное время. При этом совершенно не ясно, что лучше: обоссаться посреди кабинета или показать всем свою эрекцию…)
  • Заранее или в самом начале появления этого ощущения съесть что-то соленое (соль задерживает влагу в тканях организма)

В любом случае, туалет лучше найти.

Что делать, если я хочу в туалет по большому?

Ну вот Вы снова на важном мероприятии, излучаете уверенность и сексуальность, но… насладиться этим нет никакой возможности, все мысли о том, как бы найти туалет и отложить здоровущую личинку, обдав белого фаянсового друга удушающим ветерком. Как вытерпеть эту муку, не сойти сума и не обосраться оконфузиться? Вот несколько советов от бывалых:

  • Не взумайте сесть! Если сидите — встаньте или лягте. (дело в том, что в этих позах давление на живот минимально) Сложно сделать этот выкрутас на совещании? Значит этот пункт не для Вас )))
  • Подобную ситуацию легко было предотвратить — не наедайтесь до мероприятия и обязательно сходите в туалет перед выходом! И не смейте есть перед выходом бобы, овощи или фрукты, они первыми просятся наружу 😉
  • Не пейте кофе, оно способствует дефекации!
  • Не шевелитесь, любая активность может спровоцировать… ой, да обосретесь Вы просто и все тут!
  • Не паникуйте, позывы волнообразны и Вам скоро станет полегче. Если поддадитесь панике — потом паниковать придется окружающим 😉
  • Постарайтесь отвлечься, но не на столько, чтобы расслабить булки!
  • Не стесняйтесь выйти в туалет, не терпите. Это естественно! Главное не забудьте про освежитель воздуха.

Ну а если ничего не помогает, то сожмите ягодицы и держитесь до последнего! Но пасаран!!!

 

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    Working with a security agency for CCTV surveillance is effortless and requires minimal skills. You will work in shifts specified by the employer. Tasks involved include monitoring live feeds from CCTV cameras on your computer or smart-phone. Whenever suspicious or unusual activity is detected, you have to alert the employer or concerned authorities to take appropriate action immediately.
    Social Media Manager
    As businesses small and large take to social media such as Facebook and Twitter increasingly, they require Social Media Managers. This is another effortless job to make money online if you have a passion for interacting with others, often unseen people around the world. Since companies spend a lot on social media marketing, you can earn lucratively by working as Social Media Manager online.
    As Social Media Manager, your task involves posting content including pictures and text on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest and sometimes, LinkedIn profiles of your fulltime or part-time employer. You also have to respond to comments posted by followers on the Facebook page or Tweets you receive in response to those made for your company. Job also involves controlling damage to your employer’s reputation should some follower or troll post negative remarks on its social media pages and profiles.
    Email Assistant
    Anyone who uses email will testify they receive large volumes of spam and junk daily. Further, businesses receive large volumes of email from genuine business associates, customers and other concerned entities. Hence, businesses outsource their email management to individuals who can correspond on their behalf.
    As Email Assistant, your task is to identify and filter out spam from genuine messages. Also, you have to respond to these emails by sending an instant acknowledgement with a personal touch. Additionally, you may be required to correspond with the send independently or forward them to the concerned departments for further action. This is an enjoyable online job that fetches attractive remuneration.
    Additional Ways to Earn Online
    Jobs we mention above rank among the best to make money online. However, if you are employed fulltime and wish to make some extra money during spare hours daily, there are countless options available too.
    Top among these is getting paid to take online surveys. Millions of people worldwide are making money by completing paid online surveys offered by reputed companies. You can complete these surveys effortlessly through a computer or smart-phone app provided by the survey company. Paid online surveys will not make you rich but will provide some additional income.
    You can also make money online by playing computer games and watching videos. A lot of computer game developers and advertisers look for feedback on their products before commercial launch. You get opportunities to play the game and watch videos as well as give suggestions to improve them. Companies pay you for your effort by cash or free shopping vouchers.
    In Conclusion
    You can find hundreds of online tasks that can be completed with minimal effort and earn you some money daily. Register yourself on any well reputed website that offers these jobs and online tasks to start earning. Remember, you will require some skills to perform these tasks. Earning money sans any effort is a myth, unless you inherit wealth. The jobs we describe above require minimal effort and are enjoyable. They can help you make money online.

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    Metal roofing is generally considered to be a versatile and long-lasting roofing option. Not only is metal strong and durable, but metal roofing is low-maintenance, recyclable, and reliable. In addition, metal roofing opens up a variety of style and design options that are becoming increasingly popular in architecture today including hips, slope changes, valleys, transitions, and dormers. Yet choosing a metal roof should be a careful process. Different types of panels are useful in different situations, and depending on how you plan to fasten your roof to structures, metal roofing may not always be appropriate.

    There are two main categories of metal roofing options: through-fastened and standing seam. Through-fastened metal roofing panels are available in varying widths, rib shapes, heights, and spacings. Typically, these metal roofing panels are available in 29, 26, 24, and 22 gauge with 26 gauge being the most common. In addition, through-fastened metal roofing panels may be finished with silicon polyester or Kynar finish; and they are either structural or non-structural panels. Structural panels can span across framing members such as joists or beams; while non-structural panels can only be installed over a solid surface.

    Through-fastened metal roofing panels provide a number of distinct advantages. First, they are comparatively inexpensive and simple to install. They also feature a diaphragm which is crucial for wind bracing of metal buildings. In addition, there are some disadvantages to through-fastened metal roofing panels. Through-fastened panels may leak if they are not correctly installed and they do not allow for floating due to temperature changes sometimes causing the panels to tear around fasteners.

    Standing seam metal roof systems feature exposed fasteners at the eave and end laps only. They allow for thermal movement and are normally manufactured at 24gauge or 22 gauge. Standing seam metal roofing designs are very flexible structurally and architecturally and are classified for water shedding and water barrier systems. These types of metal roofing panels can handle temporary submersion in water at the seams and end laps and feature factory applied mastic at the seams to improve water integrity. Because standing seam metal roofing systems are structural they do not require a deck for installation. Moreover, these metal roofs provide more design flexibility. Moreover, standing seam metal roofing systems tend to be the only barrier between the interior of a building and the outdoors so they tend to be better weather tested.

    Keep in mind, this is a very simple description of the different types of metal roofing systems. Deciding which is best for your purposes is worthy of a discussion with a local expert. If your decision comes down to solely to cost, through-fastened metal roofing systems are probably the least expensive option in the short term. However, standing seam metal roofs provide better protection against the weather and may be a more suitable option in the long-term.

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